![]() He normally closes with "Get it?" which can easily kill the other jokes he tells.He explained the "Wife who puts man in doghouse will soon find him in cathouse" joke in two words when closing. The short Confucius sketches where he tells a classic dirty joke.Turns out, Katie never owned a hamster and she made up the whole story. Crying Wolf: Invoked by the crank callers often, but a case of (fake) crying comes up in a Season 2 episode where Katie Kimmel called a pet store to tell the receptionist that she sold her brother (Kevin) a snake and that it ate her hamster, crying on the phone and calling the receptionist a son-of-a-bitch and threatening to " kick her in the balls".When it's closing time, man-sized cockroaches take over the parlor and start making the pizzas themselves. Creepy Cockroach: Jim Gaffigan keeps calling a pizza parlor telling them they're infested with cockroaches because his daughter had a pizza from them with a roach in it, and that he's affiliated with the "Church of Cockroaches" so he's coming over for a pest control check-up, making the pizza parlor man lash out at him on the phone to stay away. ![]() Comically Small Demand: In a sketch by Dom Jon asking for settlement money over a car collision (that probably never happened), Dom Jon at first asks for $2500 but lowers it to $2000, then $800, then finally a back-rub or food stamps.Comically Small Bribe: Hadassah when she lost her diary in a landfill called them to start digging for it, and offered $15 in return. ![]() This probably has to do with the fact that Junkyard Willie was a character from the calls originally recorded by the Touch Tone Terrorists and they simply chose not to use anymore of these calls.
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